- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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make me a sandwich!

You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

Boom.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

A quadrapeldgic walks no where

I've got a boner

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

Whats Obama's last name?

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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