A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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