I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Women's Rights

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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penis

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Anti Joke

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