How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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TELL

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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i am and me is i

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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Justin Bieber

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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