Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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I shot a bitch.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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to get to the other side.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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