- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

i killed my family

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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