4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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The WNBA.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Urban ghettos

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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