Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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