justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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