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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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