What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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