- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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