I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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Me Neither.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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