- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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