What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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