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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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