- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

H o m o comes out as homo

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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