Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

VAGINA.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

ur mum

A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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