- Anti Joke

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Good afternoon.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.