roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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Penis.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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