what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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poop.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Boom.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Anti Joke

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