What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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