Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Boom.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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