- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Knock knock Shut up

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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