99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

What do I hate? people

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

I love alchohol!

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

A man buys a prius

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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