- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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