What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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womens rights

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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Your Mother

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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