- Anti Joke

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

sky's sty

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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