Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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Women's rights.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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