What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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