What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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Mitt Romney

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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