why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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