What does water smell like? water.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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women's rights, lol

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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