- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Asians

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

When is a door not a door? Never.

Miscarriages.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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