nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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