Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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go F*** yourself

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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