A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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