- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

HOLY COW!

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

i like men but im not gay

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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