Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Anti Joke

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