What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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What does water smell like? water.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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