A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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I'm Jewish

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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I need to start studying.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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