- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Faithful men.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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