- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

go F*** yourself

masturbating on a tarc bus

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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