- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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