why did the boy die? because he got shot

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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One below was by me: Walter H

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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The truth is he loves her!!

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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