There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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YOU

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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