What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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guess what chicken butt

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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