Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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