- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Why did the man die? He was old.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Faithful men.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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