- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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