Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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