- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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