- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Asians.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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