What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Anti Joke

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