- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. BOOM Never mind, he was a terrorist.

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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